But in all seriousness.. I wore my underwear backwards for 2/3 of the day. How did I get a college degree?
Tracks
Meow, Old Sport.
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so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful
If you haven’t seen this film yet, it’s pretty entertaining.
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself
did u just censor e in the word heck
You’re d*mn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven
I couldn’t not reblog this precious fuck of a picture.
holy crap. TOO cute.
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my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
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